themissspears:

britney’s mom telling her to get gang banged

(Source: ariaulaarikae)


sick and selfies

sick and selfies


baluchx:

this accurately describes my life.

(Source: yellowcrayonwillow-archive)



we watch other people on a screen have sex so we can get off on our own, 

thats fucked up


neon-vagina:

palegoddessofthenorth:

FRUIT LIGHTERS

To light your fruit on fire

neon-vagina:

palegoddessofthenorth:

FRUIT LIGHTERS

To light your fruit on fire

(Source: lunaticxxx)



(Source: dietcrush)


milk-puzzle:

lalie:

generic-eric:

David Bowie not liking fresh cookies in 1976.

Excuse you the screencap does not do this justice.


goodbye

milk-puzzle:

lalie:

generic-eric:

David Bowie not liking fresh cookies in 1976.

Excuse you the screencap does not do this justice.

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goodbye


officialunitedstates:

"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."  False:

  • the bird in your hand must be a small bird in order for you to have it in your hand.  the birds in the bush may be any size and thus possibly worth more at market
  • it is possible to throw a net around the bush, guaranteeing capture of the two birds
  • going after the two birds does not necessitate the release of the bird in your hand.  transfer custody of the bird to a trusted associate for a shot at a total of three birds

stolen-wings-and-evil-ways:

ericscissorhands:

"Creepy girls you’re just my style, blood red lipstick you don’t smile, falling victim to your fantasy - damn, i love that you’re so creepy.”(X)

this is the most true statement


(Source: yuriism)


starfleetrambo:

thefaultinourunicorns:

plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom

I’ve been teaching people twice my age since I was 19. Believe me, it happens.

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allantruong:

this is my favorite post