deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere


ghoulest:

w-a-v-v-v-e-s:

me

that was the plan

ghoulest:

w-a-v-v-v-e-s:

me

that was the plan

(Source: bussitbabypt2)


d0nn0:

jxydx:

Imagine a world where dogs do not exist………

no

(Source: jayda95)


simsgonewrong:

My Sim decided to go to work in his birthday suit. BTW, he’s a Police Officer. Way to uphold the law there buddy.

simsgonewrong:

My Sim decided to go to work in his birthday suit. BTW, he’s a Police Officer. Way to uphold the law there buddy.


(Source: lesliecrusher)


artycmonkeys:

Frederic Leighton, The Fisherman and the Syren (c. 1857) // Arctic Monkeys, 505 (2007)

artycmonkeys:

Frederic Leighton, The Fisherman and the Syren (c. 1857) // Arctic Monkeys, 505 (2007)


olympicstupiditygoldmedalist:

Seeing a tumblr URL that is almost completely like yours.

olympicstupiditygoldmedalist:

Seeing a tumblr URL that is almost completely like yours.

(Source: mustardhamsters)


(Source: australiansanta)


(Source: arilou)


orlablue:

I am so tired of body positivity being framed in terms of male approval ie ‘men like curves’.  All women are beautiful whether men find them attractive or not. 
Body positivity that relies on male approval and sexualisation specifically excludes women who aren’t attracted to men and also gives control of self confidence to men exclusively.

queensamwise:

haters can say what they want about the 4th of july but i just witnessed two dudes- one dressed as abe lincoln and the other as benjamin franklin- passionately making out on the balcony while fireworks went off behind them and half of the party, for some reason, gathered around them and chanted “USA! USA!” for like five solid minutes

god bless america


suzuharatoji:

please look at this picture of michelle obama and sportacus

image

(Source: lesbiandemon)


sherlocksmyth:

"boys don’t like girls who wear make-up."

"boys don’t like girls who eat too much."

"boys don’t like girls who talk too much."

sounds like boys are gay.


adiostoreadumb:

theanti90smovement:

Tumblr logo is rainbow because the letters of tumblr stand for the letter of the colors of the rainbow

Ah yes my favorite colors

image

Ted, urange, mellow, breen, llue, and rurple.


moseby:

I’m swiping yes

moseby:

I’m swiping yes